[Infinite Flow + Dual Male Leads + Power Couple + Cool, Rational Beauty Bottom × Vomits-Then-Asks-for-Seconds Evil God Top] 1v1, both virgins.
When he pressed the blade to his throat, Sean Adams felt no fear.
When he opened his eyes again and found himself in a death-game world, Sean Adams showed no surprise.
When he discovered the role he had to play was “the bride,” Sean Adams paused for half a second—then accepted it calmly.
But when he heard his assigned skill, he finally cracked.
“Instant Marriage? What the hell is that? Do monsters have a civil-registry office now?”
So he grabbed the nearest guy to test it. The moment the skill triggered, his HP bar turned into “???”
The baffled, involuntary groom, Arliss Buffett: “I’m a bona-fide evil god—how could a cheap skill chain me down? I want a divorce!!”
Later, Arliss Buffett: “Just because you can’t die doesn’t mean you should shred yourself every round… Tch, that looks painful.”
Much later, Arliss Buffett clipped Sean Adams to his belt like a keychain: “Divorce? Did I ever say that? You must’ve misheard.”
