
Joyce Quinn transmisthrough a dog-blood novel as the doomed heroine
Her movie-king boyfriend wants her literal heart and corneas for his sick first love, won't go public, so the fandom brands her the ultimate simp. She becomes the most flamed, most canceled woman on the Chinese internet.
The CP fans of the movie king and his white-moon crush pull every stunt to force Joyce Quinn off the dating reality show.
Joyce Quinn's response:
“I’ve always loved this program. Audience, cast—everyone shows their truest selves: flexing, trash-talking, vanity, shamelessness. I’m staying. I’ll drag this out with you till the end.”
Troll:
“One last meltdown before you log off forever?”
Joyce Quinn:
“Thanks for the invite, not logging off. I came online to be emperor. How dare you peasants disrespect the throne. Follow me, prosper; cross me, perish. Point out my flaws—nine generations exterminated. DM me advice—death by a thousand cuts. Gossip within earshot—forced seppuku.”
Netizens:
?
So unhinged—want to stan.
…
Day one in the book, Joyce Quinn forcibly kisses the scum’s white moon, kicks the scum in the ribs, then slaps the chaebol prince across the face.
Results:
The scum movie king wakes up, kneels, begs for reunion
The chaebol prince, cheeks flushed: “Sis, the other cheek’s feeling left out.”
Everyone starts killing each other to claim Joyce Quinn.
【All beauties under heaven are subjects of Your Majesty; the Emperor merely loves too broadly and wants to give every beauty a home.】
【When the Emperor desires, it is Heaven’s decree; when the Emperor suffers, the world suffers; when the Emperor rejoices, only then does the world rejoice.】
Joyce Quinn, thrilled:
“Well said! Make them court officials!”
Fans no longer know which ship to board.
Then a top-idol whips out a marriage certificate
#ShippingTheLawfulEmpress