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A top-tier international agent transmigrates into an obscure, third-rate celebrity.
Entertainment industry's notorious "poisonous weed," the washed-up star Nicole Murray, dubbed the "Flower of Vice," joins the survival reality show Desperate Escape, only to be mocked by the entire internet, with everyone eagerly awaiting her downfall.
Once filming begins, a snake appears in the wild.
Crew and audience: "Aaaaahhhh! Help!"
Nicole Murray, eyes gleaming with delight: "Ah! Delicious!"
A cute little squirrel hugs a nut. Other guests: "Aww, the squirrel is adorable!"
Nicole Murray, eyeing the nuts: "Hand them over!"
The squirrel's entire stash is promptly looted.
Nicole Murray sets a trap and catches a wild rabbit, roasting it over a fire.
A young heartthrob protests in outrage: "How could you eat bunny?!"
Nicole Murray smirks coldly: "Back the hell off my rabbit, or I'll roast you into relics next."
Nicole Murray slaps a water-soaked sanitary pad onto his forehead to cool him down.
Guest X (before the show): "Who'll be the first to get eliminated? Definitely Nicole Murray."
Guest X (after the show): "I'm starving to death, and Nicole Murray is out here feasting on skewers and singing like it's a damn party!"
The crowd: ...What kind of script is Nicole Murray holding?!
Director: I told you already—there is no script! Aaaargh!
Before the show aired, viewers: Nicole Murray is a fake-faced plastic rose! Get her off the show!
After the show aired: Director, can you give our Queen Nicole more screen time? Thanks.
Nicole Murray: Men? They only slow down my blade.

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